"I'm not really a jumpmaster, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
"Your not high speed or you would not be at Airborne School."
"HOOAH's dead."
"Who thinks I'm a dick head?"
"You have exactly ten airborne seconds to... (insert anything here)."
"Quitters, hit it!"
"If you get somebody to quit with you, you get a prize."
"Your ballistic helmet is not a Rock Jenga board.
"Who do you think you are making all that sense up there?"
"Inbred personnel stand up."
"SGT Airborne comes equipped with a spring loaded ejector device."
"You better pay that fucker or you won't be leaving any time soon."
"(...) Frickin' (...)"
"Two fer Tuesday."
"Three fer Thursday."
"My blood hurts."
"A kiwi injection into your fourth point of contact."